Can you slap me on the back?

Warning: You are about to read a post containing the word "poop."

Sunshine: (From the toilet she calls...) "Mom, can you slap me on the back?"

Me: "Why???"

Sunshine: "Because my poop is stuck, and it won't come out!"

Me: (grinning) "I think slapping someone on the back only works if they are choking, kiddo."

She didn't believe me, by the way. She kept insisting it would work. LOL